Zygote: Day 2

Well, I was kinda bored today. There really isn't too much a single cell organism such as myself can do. So I decided to divide myself into two cells. It wasn't as exciting as I had hoped. Perhaps a few more cell divisions are in order. But I'll save that for later. Right now I need to produce some EPF (Early Pregnancy Factor) protein so mommy doesn't think I'm some foreign body. That wouldn't be good.

Today I just want to plan out my development so I can better understand what all these numbers and dates and stuff mean.

Theoretically, an average baby takes 266 days to develop. Obviously, I'm far above average in nearly every good way, but I'll use the normal scale for purposes of discussion. Since my development revolves around lunar cycles, not some arbitrary calendar someone made up and then the Romans hacked up a bit later, I'm going to specify days and weeks, where a week is equal to 7 days. I won't use months; because, let's face it, they're stupid.

At this point I'd like to thank my mommy and daddy for helping me communicate my development in this blog. It's very hard to type right now since I don't have any fingers yet.